Top Ten – New Slogans for Liverpool

(Originally published in Inform Magazine, February 2005)

1. We’ve Got Big Skips
2. Don’t Be A Tool – Come To Liverpool!
3. 4% Less No-Good Street Punks Since Last Week
4. Get Drunk, CHEAP!
5. Homosexuals Bitterly Tolerated Here
6. We’ve Got More Canals Than Scarborough
7. Where the Only Filth You’ll See Are the Police
8. Guaranteed Cilla Black Free Since 1971
9. Only the Poor People Smell
10. We Don’t Know Nothing About Double Negatives


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